analprolapsing: i want to kiss your neck and cuddle and do cute stuff and then i want to fuck you against a shower wall ｡◕‿◕｡
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
theyellowbrickroad: money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
hungarian: tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
ryaninwonderland: onfiregeek: ryaninwonderland: who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety Maybe they discovered Tumblr during high school? yep that’s it
bombliate: started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
pizza: jeremymckinnonbuttblog: lets make a test who is easier to summon 1. Pizza? 2. Yahoo Staff? 3. Vegans? 4. Satan? lets wait and see the result ha ha ha i win
reginamas: i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost and she’s just like well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
drarna: reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
petit-ouji: [AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
enthuxiasm: chickenmcnope: rnackenzie: i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it A Pizza Hut GET THE FUCK OUT
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: than-glitzenhamer: notsiskysbusiness: notsiskysbusiness: dude if you’re not supposed to shut down your laptop with the power button then whats the point in having a power button to turn it on you need the power button to turn the computer on did you just reply sarcastically to your own post I think it was more in a way of revelation
sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our...
Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.